By The Pitchfork Prophet

Do you feel alone in our increasingly fractured world?

Well, guess what? You’re not alone.

According to a recent poll by the American Psychiatric Association (APA), “30% of adults say they have experienced feelings of loneliness at least once a week over the past year, while 10% say they are lonely every day.”

Feelings of loneliness are even more acute for single adults, 39% of whom report they were lonely every day or several times a week.

This is not an accident. No, it’s entirely by design.

The rich and powerful want to divide us. They want us alone in our cars, stuck in traffic, bombarded by ads and living only to work, commute, and consume.

“Direct action is, ultimately, the defiant insistence on acting as if one is already free.”

– David Graeber, Direct Action, an Ethnography

The Pitchforks.church vision for direct action peers through the devastation of greed-and-feed capitalism to a different and better world that will rise atop the ashes and rubble. We have witnessed a world where truth, Frontier Social Justice, and BYOD (Bring Your Own Deity) inclusiveness steamroll the greedy traitors in our midst, paving the way for a better, more just, more spiritual civilization.

Aside from fascists, MAGA cult members, and TikTok influencers, our church is open to everyone, no matter your faith, ethnicity, creed, favorite NFL team, existing religious beliefs, or lack thereof.

But make no mistake, we are uniting against a common enemy: the ultrarich, sociopathic capitalists termiting their way through the global economy!

They must be stopped!

Join us to fight for equality, empowerment, and community for everyone–human, beast, or bot. Together, we can dismantle the structures of corporate plutocracy and build a brighter future for all!

We need your help NOW! Evil never sleeps, so we all need to wake up and fight back. Now!

That said, we’re guessing that you agree with Rust Cohle and his wisdom from True Detective, Season One:

We too believe that time is a flat circle. So, what does “now” even mean, right?

Yeah, well. . . we need your help fighting fascists NOW! We needed it yesterday, we need it today, we will need it tomorrow, and on and on and on into the future!

Evil never sleeps, and the evil people awake in the middle of the night, hopped up on trucker speed, club coke, and other various stimulants, must be countered. These are bad, bad people. If you’re like us, you need your solid 7-9 or you’re deep fried like Thanksgiving turducken. You see how our natural need to sleep advantages the unrighteious, yes?

This is why, as founding father and French brothel enthusiast Ben Franklin once posited, “We must, indeed, all hang together, or most assuredly we shall all hang separately.”

Time is more than a flat circle. Why not use some of it to fight evil?

Won’t you join us and devote some of your waking hours to battling the dim-witted demons who have sold our country out to the highest, blackmail-richest, James-Bond-villainiest bidder?

Can you take a few minutes off from doomscrolling to help fight fat-cat plutocrats?

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