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Frontier Social Justice
More than a revolution, it’s a revelation!
Embrace Class Solidarity and Frontier Social Justice
Dictators, douche bags, and Donald J. Trump all operate from the same playbook: divide and conquer. Even worse, they do it while whining about absolutely every little, stupid thing, crying like babies with full diapers as they wage war on democracy and human decency.
It’s a sickness!
At Pitchforks.church, we believe in only one war: CLASS WAR!
Look, they started it.
The rich have exploited the average person for generations. They steal wages. They pit neighbor against neighbor, and they defile every single thing they touch. All for a cheap buck.
When you join Pitchforks.church, you will learn about our divinely inspired initiatives that promote equality, trigger collective action, and transform community networks through the tactics and strategies that oppressed peoples the world over have used to topple tyrants.
We are uniting against a common enemy: the ultrarich, sociopathic capitalists termiting their way through the global economy!
They must be stopped!
Join us to fight for equality, empowerment, and community for everyone—human, beast, or bot. Together, we can dismantle the structures of corporate plutocracy and build a brighter future for all!
Class Solidarity that Drives Change
Discover how Pitchforks.church champions class solidarity through Frontier Social Justice, community empowerment, and collective action.
Foster collective action to challenge exploitation
Build a supportive network that prioritizes people over profits
Protect the community with Frontier Social Justice techniques
Rebuild people-first communities atop the ashes of our once great civilization
Core Principles of Frontier Social Justice
Dive into essential readings that empower collective action against systemic injustice.
Understanding the Sociopaths Driving Inequality
Gain insights into the roots and impacts of economic disparity in society.
Strategies for Unity
Learn methods to build strong alliances and resist exploitation effectively.
Voices of Resistance
Discover inspiring stories and movements challenging systemic oppression.
Pathways to Justice
Find practical steps and tools to advocate for social change and equality.
Voices of Solidarity
Discover powerful stories from our community members who have found strength and purpose in the fight for social justice and equality.
What an Inspiring Community!
Joining Pitchforks.church transformed my understanding of class solidarity; their commitment to justice is truly inspiring. Their dedication to dismantling plutocracy and promoting global, perhaps even galactic, equality is truly inspiring, if sometimes a little unsettling.
Social Democracy on the moon? I’m all for it, but I’m still not sure I’m the type to live up there.
I mean, I have two dogs, and they’re a handful, so I just don’t have the time or energy for space travel.
Still, when I look up in the night sky, I can’t help but think, “That should be Pitchfork country way up there, and a strong commitment to Frontier Social Justice is the only way it’ll work.”
Emily “Two Dog” Davis
Community Organizer
Spinning Rage into Gold
Pitchforks.church has given me more than just a sense of belonging, which I desperately needed after my fourth divorce, but it also gave me a sense of community service, which was court ordered.
Through the church’s five-step system, I have not only paid my debt to society, but I’ve also been able to transform my bitter, soul-crushing rage into gold!
Through dietary supplements, divinatory baubles, and Prophet-blessed smoked meats, I have built a sacred mail-order empire based on the Sacred Pitchfork Principles.
And I’m only a level 2 Plebetin!
Like the Prophet always says, “A pyramid is only as strong as its very wide, very trusting, and stubbornly loyal base.”
My base might not yet be all that wide, but it’s mighty! Praise the holy profits, and all hail the Pitchfork Prophet!
Duke “Down Country” Davis
Social Activist
A Transformative Experience
Joining Pitchforks.church has been a life-changing journey for me. I used to be a Blue Lives Matter, squishy loner whose only friends were GOP operatives, the bossiest crow at the park, and mother, of course.
But I’ve changed.
Look, I’m not all the way 100% woke. I’m no ACAB guy, that’s for sure, but with a pitchfork in my once-soft hand and rage filling my previously wide belly, I feel a sense of real community, the kind John Brown and his boys must have felt at Palmyra.
Porter R. Lancaster, III
Labor Rights Advocate
Unite with Us and Fight Injustice with Frontier Social Justice
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