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Services
Service Overview
Discover how our innovative church collective empowers community members through creativity, soothsaying, and street-witch values.
Futuristic Spiritual Growth
We provide welcoming spaces throughout the community where we explore personal, spiritual growth rooted in cutting-edge ritualistic practices.
Cyber Soothsaying
Our certified soothsayers read cards, cast shells, study entrails, and so much more. Whether in meatspace, in dark-web tubes, or on the blockchain, our soothsayers will read you like a book.
Chakra Scolding
Have you ever had your chakras cleansed? Underwhelming, right? Our certified chakra scolders do so much more than clean out the spiritual debris. Through cold readings, deep-tissue willow-switch tickles, old-fashioned tough love, and a bitches’ brew of other proprietary techniques, we will show you how to get your chakras’ minds right.
Bringing rebels, witches, and street fighters together to inspire passion and change
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Trailblazing minds exploring new spiritual paths
Discover upcoming gatherings and initiatives designed to inspire connection, growth, and meaningful contribution within our vibrant community.
Innovators’ Circle: Creative Rebellion Session
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Join us for an interactive experience where we leverage creativity and spirituality to combat social injustice.
Community Forum: Voices for Change
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Engage in open dialogue to explore challenges and opportunities facing our collective future.
Understanding the OSS Simple Sabotage Field Manual
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Learn how Nazi-occupied Europe resisted fascism through such tactics as weaponized incompetence, petty-tyrant inflexibility, and shoddy workmanship.
Progressive Voices Panel Discussion
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Join thought leaders as they share insights on faith, innovation, and community building.